Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line.
Q: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
A: It gets toad away
inappropriate jokes under the line
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
okay I'm done with the terrible jokes time for CUTE KITTEN PICTURES :D
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